physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
