My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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