ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
