Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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