I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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