there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I had to cum in my sink.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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