I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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