Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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