the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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