and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Everything about him screamed your future.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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