Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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