Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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