More tranny stories later!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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