Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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