I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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