Is it normal to miss your booty call?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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