I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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