a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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