He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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