i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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