u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
