he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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