I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
