is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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