you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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