Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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