Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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