It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im six kinds of drunk right now
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
