In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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