I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Damn victory sex feels great
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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