Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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