Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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