I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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