so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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