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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow

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(818): View more from California

I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.

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(904): View more from Florida

We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing

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(843): View more from South Carolina

There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.

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(312): View more from Illinois

he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it

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