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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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