Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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