It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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