Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just found puke in my bra..
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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