She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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