You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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