hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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