yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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