I think I died a long time ago.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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