come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I need a beard to bite.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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