Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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