so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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