what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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