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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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