I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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